Mess

The package of stir fry vegetables wasn't supposed to fall over and knock over the pot of yoghurt that then rolled off the worktop and made a big "thud", splashing yoghurt all over the kitchen floor and lower regions of the kitchen cupboard.

However, I don't think it was aware of that.

Myshele said it wasn't very cooperative yoghurt. This is true. It was Tesco's.