I just saw a big evil magpie kill a cute tiny little cuddly fluffy bird. It was fluttering and trying to get away but the evil magpie held it tightly in its horrid beak. There were two or three other tiny little cuddly fluffy birds attacking the magpie to make it release their friend, but due to their tininess and cuddliness it made little impact. The monstrous magpie flew off with its victim, and followed by the little birds who were still trying to save their friend, it flew around the corner and out of sight.
I hope the magpie gets indigestion.
12 June 2006
Evil magpie
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While I pity the wee bird, I don't think magpies have the capacity for evil. I think they just have the capacity for eating whatever's available, and that includes fluffy cute things. If the magpie went to the trouble to factory-farm fluffy cute things in horrid torturous conditions, letting their feces pollute the groundwater, then had non-unionized workers in similarly torturous conditions slaughter the fluffy cute things a thousand at a time, that would be evil. Isn't it great to be an omnivarous human in late capitalism? :D
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