Auslautverhärtung

Hij is fijn.

2008 - A year in Facebook statuses

January 2008
02/01 Remco is een onnozele en naïeve dwaas. Blijkbaar. Kijk, dán komen we ergens.
03/01 Remco is snowless but extremely cold.
04/01 Remco is back.
09/01 Remco is wondering how many pop culture references will fit into one presentation.
11/01 Remco is going into the weekend.
12/01 [edited out for fear of litigation]
13/01 Remco is zuurkoolschotel. Vindt iedereen lekker.
14/01 Remco is afraid Lauren is becoming physically victorious.
17/01 Remco is glad Lauren is ill, so she won't become physically victorious. (Instead, I will.)
17/01 Remco is, yes.
19/01 Remco: eppur si muove.
27/01 Remco is doing something right now.

February 2008
06/02 Remco is wondering what silly things people have decided not to eat this year. Sigh.
09/02 Remco is not (really) ill. (And hoping that if I write that it'll become true!)
12/02 Remco is going to torture the Ling 2 students with some Dutch. Rood, goot, groot. Good luck!
13/02 Remco is back to work.
19/02 Remco is marking. Joy!
21/02 Remco is glad THAT's over.
22/02 Remco is going to mark in t'Toon.
24/02 Remco is glad that THAT's over too.
25/02 Remco is despairing. Do they not have any clue at all?
25/02 Remco is getting less and less convinced.
28/02 Remco is done marking. Happy days are here again!

March 2008
08/03 Remco is weekending.
10/03 Remco is ill and sniffy.
10/03 Remco is disappointed, but determined to adjust levels of couldn't-care-lessness accordingly.
11/03 Remco heeft heel wat respect verloren voor Rob de Nijs. Van Francis Cabrel blijf je af! Grr...
12/03 Remco is getting better.
13/03 Remco is excited about getting to tour the DSB, Dirk Scheringa Be- eh... Dugald Stewart Building.
18/03 Remco is doing data entry in 8-bar phrases.
19/03 Remco is making the science a fun.
20/03 Remco rider ut or Fraklandet med dyre dros i sadel / blæs i luren Olivant på Ronsarvollen.
22/03 Remco is sitting in a railway station / got a ticket for [his] destination...
23/03 Remco is where the heart is.
24/03 Remco is terrible at keeping in touch.
30/03 Remco is taking a (very rainy) day off.
31/03 Remco is finding Monday morning radio uninspiring for work. Can we ban the EO?

April 2008
01/04 Remco is wondering why all interesting SS17 sessions are at the same time?!
01/04 Remco is thinking Dutch MPs should get lessons in logic, debating, and rhetoric.
02/04 Remco is in Mokum, representin' the Burgh.
06/04 Remco is back from Mokum, having represented the 'Burgh.
07/04 Remco is wireless.
08/04 Remco has received fanmail.
09/04 Remco is wondering why Facebook's targeted advertising is talking about "5 Tips to Lose Belly Fat."
12/04 Remco is thinking it's a bit odd that Facebook is now *proposing* people as my friends.
13/04 Remco is back. All rejoice.
15/04 Remco is wondering.
17/04 Remco had never heard ze Pope speak English before. Vat a choke!
18/04 Remco is, once again, marking.
19/04 Remco has processed lots of meat and assorted veg into (1) pasta sauce, (2) goulash, and (3) moussaka. Too bad cooking doesn't make me hungry.
20/04 Remco can't count. Which is a problem when marking, frankly.
21/04 Remco is disappointed in you.
28/04 Remco's facebook status has expired.

May 2008
02/05 Remco has expired now as well. (Just like his Facebook status last week.)
03/05 Remco has not expired, but is just reduced to clear. (Thank you. I think.)
07/05 Remco has no inspiration for a status.
09/05 Remco will be lunching outside, thank you very much.
09/05 Remco feels like a Friday afternoon.
10/05 Remco feels like a Saturday afternoon.
12/05 Remco's status is outdated.
12/05 Remco est partout où tu regardes: dans les moindres recoins de l'espace, dans le moindre rêve où tu t'attardes.
15/05 Remco and Lauren are sitting next to each other on the office sofa, communicating old-fashionedly by e-mail.
15/05 Remco has reorganised his folders with articles, and reshuffled the letters of the alphabet in the process.
17/05 Remco. Dus.
17/05 Remco: rien qui mérite qu'on en parle, rien d'inquiétant.
22/05 Remco is amused by the wealth of academic publications on Eurovision block-voting.
26/05 Remco suddenly finds the long-awaited absence of undergraduates in the University Library rather quite eerie.
27/05 Remco is enjoying phonetic transcriptions: [kut], [fok] and other such fun times.
27/05 Remco has assisted casually. Score!

June 2008
01/06 Remco is a bit boring, and very much bored.
03/06 Remco likes even-numbered chapters better. Die, you evil odd-numbered chapters! Die! Die! Die!
06/06 Remco is still not extremely fond of odd-numbered chapters.
06/06 Remco is tired and bored. Of odd-numbered chapters, and in general.
07/06 Remco s'arrange pour éviter les miroirs.
09/06 Remco is back to the evil odd-numbered chapters.
09/06 Remco is wondering whether it would be possible to turn the light off at night, so that he can get some *&^/5*@ sleep. Thank you.
09/06 Remco maybe shouldn't have eaten a bag of Haribo Happy Cola bottles.
10/06 Remco har slet ikke noget tøj på; det er der ingen andre der kan se. (Hmm... using song lyrics for status updates may not be the smartest thing I've ever done.)
11/06 Remco - plus loin que la nuit et le jour.
11/06 Remco is statusless.
12/06 Remco is back from his first meeting of the day (and it's only 9am).
12/06 Remco thinks Calvin is right: there is actually nothing in the Monopoly rule book about not robbing the bank. Stuff that, Hobbes! (Quite literally, actually.)
12/06 Remco sjunger: du kan stå under mitt paraply, du kan stå under mitt paraply-ply-ply, ja, ja, ja...
13/06 Remco het 't charisma van 'n blokske Lego.
16/06 Remco is in the office. His motivation must be somewhere else. Did it move to the new building already?
16/06 Remco zit bovenop het duin. Het is wel 100 meter hoog. Zo hoog zat werkelijk nog niemand. En hij ziet Engeland.
17/06 Remco wonders whether the 25 mins spent getting the laptop power cord he'd forgotten count as work or procrastination?
17/06 Remco is cutting, condensing and red-penning. Chapter 3.2 went from 8500 to 4500 words. Result.
18/06 Remco doesn't like the speed he swims at.
19/06 Remco is going to actually do some work today. (And fortunately, "some" is a very vague quantifier.)
19/06 Remco is Editing Central. From 7500 to 3800 words. Result again. (Total: from 16000 to 8300.)
19/06 Remco is wondering whether the *new new new* pink entrance hall to AFB is intended to let us get used to the colour scheme in the new bulding?
20/06 Remco kept his calm in the face of a raging tornado.
22/06 Remco is a domestic god. And wirelessly connected!
25/06 Remco knows everything there is to know about fire. And, has crates - will move.
26/06 Remco thinks writing introductory crap is NOT INTERESTING.
26/06 Remco is going to bed.
27/06 Remco is wondering, is this the bloody St Gotthard?!
27/06 Remco is wondering who all these people are Facebook claims I should know.
27/06 Remco is wondering who all these people are Facebook claims I *may* know. (Geez, what is it with you people!)
30/06 Remco did not get around to opening the file 'thesis.tex' today. Better luck tomorrow.

July 2008
01/07 Remco is actually working!
01/07 Remco is pleasantly surprised to find another publication to his name. (You'd have thought the journal would at least tell me?)
03/07 Remco is wondering how typographically blind you must be to mistake ramshorns for a voiced velar fricative. Not very, guessing from the frequency of this mistake.
03/07 Remco (a) managed to kill time until 7.45pm, and (b) now knows that it takes TWO packets of Sainsbury's cheesecake mix to fill his cake tin.
04/07 Remco thinks Vivaldi at 8am was a nice surprise. Yay for the Marathon Interview! :)
04/07 Remco agrees that (disgusting) Pringles are not (proper) crisps, but doesn't see why they therefore are exempt from taxes. Evil inferior crisp conspiracy, I tell you!
04/07 Remco heeft nu wel genoeg van de hik, thankyouverymuch.
04/07 Remco was van de hik haf, maar heeft hem nu weer terug. *Hik*.
05/07 Remco, tja.
06/07 Remco is acquiring lots of knowledge that is essentially pointless.
07/07 Remco isn't convinced it's been a very good day today.
08/07 Remco is amused that Dutch radio plays songs in Schwyzerdütsch (and hopes he's spelt that right).
10/07 Remco is definitely going to be an Important Person in the second semester next year.
16/07 Remco is enjoying broadcasts of the Tour 1958 on RTL, 1968 on NOS, and 2008 on both.
17/07 Remco is happy iCal Day everyone!
18/07 Remco could do with fewer faulty parts, and would like to remind the people in charge that he is not a French car.
20/07 Remco was at Sarah's wedding ceilidh, and was suitably impressed by La Linda's moves on the dancefloor.
21/07 Remco thinks July is not the proper time of year to get a stinkin' cold. Also, hence, in no state to work. Snif.
24/07 Remco can see the irony in fire doors being wedged open by fire extinguishers.
24/07 Remco wonders what would happen if the Gendarmerie would search *French* cyclists. Putains racistes.
25/07 Remco is continuing yesterday's theme. WTF is AG2R doing in 2nd place in the Teams Classification?
28/07 Remco says, Góða Ólavsøku!
29/07 Remco sings, "Hóast kavin liggur tjúkkur nú yvir bø og ong, so er tað sum í tropunum í okkara dupultsong."
31/07 Remco has internet in the new building!

August 2008
06/08 Remco is wondering when it'll stop raining!
06/08 Remco is not camping. http://www.foksuk.nl/nl?cm=79&ctime=1217541600.
07/08 Remco is wondering whether he can be bothered throwing a dinner party this weekend.
08/08 Remco thinks that people who pretend their Mac is a Windows machine probably deserve all that's coming to them.
10/08 Remco has had quite enough of getting wet all the time.
18/08 Remco is watching Weg met BNN. For obvious reasons.
19/08 Remco has fucking had enough. Edinburgh should follow Montréal's lead and build an underground part to the city.
20/08 Remco vindt rookworst gewoon heel erg lekker.
20/08 Remco is thinking Radio Kòrsou FM needs to update their jingle. Although I suppose "diskualifikashon" is not in my Papiamentu dictionary.
21/08 Remco is going to have lunch.
21/08 Remco is going to see a Fringe show.
22/08 Remco is not more like Emma than Emma is, although the evidence may have been diluted by torrential rain.
22/08 Remco is wondering whether Lionel Ritchie actually pays tax over all those things that purportedly belong to him.
23/08 Remco vindt boterbabbelaars met mintsmaak wel erg vreemd.
23/08 Remco has new shoes, and thus sore feet.
29/08 Remco is watching Weg met BNN again. Same reason.
30/08 Remco is wondering whether to interpret James' latest exploits as a new high or a new low.
31/08 Remco is amazed to see swaths of neds attentively watching a classical music concert.

September 2008
01/09 Remco is thinking, at least at the end of a short story people can be dead.
04/09 Remco is thinking that the tech support people really should come to ask me how their systems work...
09/09 Remco is looking at http://www.fontblog.be/brummi-alphabet.
10/09 Remco is glad he's not a supporter of the Bulgarian women's ice hockey team.
11/09 Remco has spent the past two and a half hours reading German Academese, and could do with a break.
11/09 Remco is thinking about figurative language (wuFcZatQnmo).
13/09 Remco should perhaps buy a Gekkur ticket.
15/09 Remco is surprised that no one's reacted on his status yet and asked what on earth a Gekkur is.
15/09 Remco is officially old now. Not a single person has offered him Snapfax this year.
17/09 Remco is Etelis coruscans. You have been warned.
19/09 Remco is cleaning the kitchen very thoroughly, so the entire house is now a mess.
20/09 Remco is settling for simply clean, thoroughly clean is too much work.
22/09 Remco is surprised to find levels of despair change so much from week to week.
22/09 Remco needs a new bag after an unfortunate incident that involved raspberries.
23/09 Remco has submitted the postdoc application and can now resume actually finishing the PhD.
24/09 Remco gelooft het allemaal wel.
24/09 Remco doesn't like being a notnice person.
25/09 Remco is wondering what Penny will wear for her presentation tomorrow, and is preparing to be surprised.
26/09 Remco is only eight weeks away from 21 November 2008.
30/09 Remco is disappointed that Innerrhoden and Ausserrhoden let the team down.

October 2008
01/10 Remco is sure winter's on its way. The spontaneous nosebleeds announcing its return have started...
01/10 Remco is sleeping. Well, almost.
02/10 Remco is making deadlines and not going insane. Yay.
06/10 Remco is in need of a new status.
06/10 Remco is not going to Beirut any time soon.
07/10 Remco hat KBA und KI.
07/10 Remco thinks it's a stroke of brilliance to say that Superman and Clark Kent are in complementary distribution, and they're allopersons of the same perseme.
10/10 Remco is suing 堅い天候の会社 for false advertising. Superdry my arse.
10/10 Remco's wall is becoming more and more of a mystery.
11/10 Remco is showing signs of old age.
11/10 Remco would say /'lansbantʃ/ but /lɑnts'bɑŋki/ is probably closer. Remco 0, 't Oog 1.
12/10 Remco is still fixing data entry stuff.
12/10 Remco has finished for the day.
13/10 Remco is ready for a brand new day.
13/10 Remco hopes his examiners won't find Chapter 5 as boring as he finds it.
14/10 Remco is quite amused by the idea of Iceland replacing North Korea on the Axis of Evil.
15/10 Remco has broken his no-food-at-the-desk rule big time. Bloody evil Chapter 5.
16/10 Remco is still chapterfiving, although the end (which is the beginning) is in sight.
18/10 Remco now has lots of data to be chaptersixing next week, but first should finish chapterfiving tomorrow.
19/10 Remco is windswept.
19/10 Remco n'est rien qui mérite qu'on en parle (rien d'inquiétant).
21/10 Remco is fabulous. Says Craig.
23/10 Remco is wordformationing in Faroese. How about "kaffistovuspurningarkappingarvinnaralið"?
24/10 Remco has just poked himself.
25/10 Remco. What can I say...
26/10 Remco is wondering where the wind and rain have suddenly gone.
26/10 Remco: Ah, there.
26/10 Remco denkt, je zal toch in Noord-Groningen zitten zonder stroom.
27/10 Remco is impressed by the Kentucky auctioneer that talks like a banjo.
27/10 Remco ligt voor op schema.
29/10 Remco is trying to find things for £1.50 per gram.

November 2008
01/11 Remco is not happy with a certain person in Obar Dheathain.
03/11 Remco can now count the days on hands and feet.
04/11 Remco will be dealing with data today.
05/11 Remco really can't do with getting ill at this point.
08/11 Remco only has 16 assignments left to mark. (And if the people who haven't submitted yet please could wait until after Thursday so they get an automatic 0, thank you).
09/11 Remco is Ifigenia Papageorgiou, according to one of his students. Who failed the assignment.
09/11 Remco is still in the office.
09/11 Remco is no longer in the office, but enough uni work left to do at home, so don't worry.
10/11 Remco is making even more funky graphics.
10/11 Remco is back to writing.
10/11 Remco should log off from Facebook and get back to work.
10/11 Remco has six chapters, and eleven days left. Please note the comma.
11/11 Remco's swipecard is denying him access to his office, and Ken Vogel is going to die a slow and horridly painful death.
12/11 Remco doesn't like Facebook's ungrammaticality. You have been poked by: X poked you!
13/11 Remco has more fingers than days.
14/11 Remco ist antimüllindiegegendschmeißistisch.
15/11 Remco is ziek. Maar niet getreurd, hoofdstuk 3 wacht.
15/11 Remco "Je bent voor polarisatie of tegen, het is wíj of zíj."
18/11 Remco is so fed-up with badly designed forms in this University that he's considering offering to redesign all of them for free.
19/11 Remco is in conclusion.
19/11 Remco noticed a smell of weed coming from where the builders were having their smoking break, and is wondering how it affects the DSB's structural stability.
20/11 Remco thinks that not winning the pub quiz is possibly a good thing, with this type of questions anyway.
20/11 Remco has written a book.
24/11 Remco, wat moet je dáár nou weer mee?
25/11 Remco has too many things to remember.
25/11 Remco is pondering what would have happened should Scotland have gone ahead with their plans to annex Iceland.
27/11 Remco is aware that this is only the first bout of unreasonable weather we've had this winter, but that doesn't make it any more comfortable.
28/11 Remco had a good idea for a funny status, but forgot.
29/11 Remco doesn't understand people who wait sheepishly at a traffic light, but don't push the button.
29/11 Remco gaat pad in 't gat eten.

December 2008
01/12 Remco... La neige sur Liè... Édimbourg! Yay!
01/12 Remco - zönder snei wordt 't ok wol old en nij.
04/12 Remco has an aim in life again.
05/12 Remco is happy his brother's friend's taxi got delayed in Mumbai last week...
08/12 Remco gaat de laatste week in.
08/12 Remco is being a cookie monster once again.
08/12 Remco is out of cookies. Proofreading again to procrastinate on Chapter 5...
08/12 Remco veit'ki um hann tímar meir.
09/12 Remco veit'ki um hann orkar meir.
09/12 Remco wants a doctor's note, 'cause he's sick of Chapter 5.
09/12 Remco is sore.
10/12 Remco veit'ki um hann klárar meir.
10/12 Remco is watching the PM Questions in an attempt at procrastination.
10/12 Remco can work right through political debate.
11/12 Remco veit'ki um hann orkar meir.
11/12 Remco is collecting Out-of-Office Auto-Replies.
11/12 Remco thinks he's finished Chapter 5, Incarnation 2.
11/12 Remco is considering €1.14 for £1, and reduced VAT, and is concluding Christmas shopping.
13/12 Remco is dealing with comments and ignoring the goblins.
13/12 Remco - hej ho det er helt okej!
14/12 Remco er heilt liðugur. (Vónaliga veruliga hesuferð...)
15/12 Remco has submitted. Celebratory apple pie in DSB common room.
17/12 Remco is marking frenzy. So far, not impressed.
18/12 Remco is a mug. But, a mug in the best Linguistics department in the UK. Fact.
19/12 Remco was slightly more successful at christmasshoppingspreeing second time round.
25/12 Remco wants everyone to have a happy Christmas.
28/12 Remco heeft een luie kerstvakantie.
29/12 Remco is planning to become a nice person again in 2009.
30/12 Remco wonders whether "authentic" TV drama paints an accurate picture of UK youth life, and what that would mean.
31/12 Remco is objecting to the Dutch Word of 2008 on phonotactic grounds. Otherwise, happy new year, everybody!